Skinny's

 

Meet the staff

 

 
 
Scott      Scott is our resident hipster. He survives off of lettuce, smoothies, and double shots. He loves everything to do with Apple (of course) and is known to consult his life sized cutout of Steve Jobs for everyday life decisions. He already has an iPhone 11.

Scott

 

Scott is our resident hipster. He survives off of lettuce, smoothies, and double shots. He loves everything to do with Apple (of course) and is known to consult his life sized cutout of Steve Jobs for everyday life decisions. He already has an iPhone 11.

Adam      Adam is Scott's brother, who went Total Dad Mode in 2014. He doesn't understand what the kids say anymore, hasn't listened to new music since 2002, and buys the bulk of his clothes at Walmart. After realizing that all the old people in his life were right all along, he has recently embraced napping and high quality house shoes.

Adam

 

Adam is Scott's brother, who went Total Dad Mode in 2014. He doesn't understand what the kids say anymore, hasn't listened to new music since 2002, and buys the bulk of his clothes at Walmart. After realizing that all the old people in his life were right all along, he has recently embraced napping and high quality house shoes.

Alexia      As far as we know, Alexia is the first Human/Cat Hybrid. She is taller than some cats, and loves a little catnip in her morning PSL. She loves telling her colleagues about the best places to eat in regards to sushi. She is often found pawing a yarn ball in the middle aisle of Dirt Cheap. 

Alexia

 

As far as we know, Alexia is the first Human/Cat Hybrid. She is taller than some cats, and loves a little catnip in her morning PSL. She loves telling her colleagues about the best places to eat in regards to sushi. She is often found pawing a yarn ball in the middle aisle of Dirt Cheap. 

 
Victor   Victor is literally the meanest person in the world. If you come into the shop, and he is the only one here, leave and come back later. He regularly kicks puppies for fun. He recently got a Ouija Board for the sole purpose of being mean to ghosts.  Since he has stopped drinking cokes, it is estimated that he has killed 9 people.

Victor

Victor is literally the meanest person in the world. If you come into the shop, and he is the only one here, leave and come back later. He regularly kicks puppies for fun. He recently got a Ouija Board for the sole purpose of being mean to ghosts.  Since he has stopped drinking cokes, it is estimated that he has killed 9 people.

Cameron   Cameron is our optimistic college youth. His whole life is before him, and he is faced with more choices than he knows what to do with. He is currently part of the ROTC program and is learning to program fighter jets to shoot lasers and stuff until he gleefully stumbles upon more choices next semester. He loves to listen to the music Adam stopped listening to in 2002, and often says things that Adam does not understand.

Cameron

Cameron is our optimistic college youth. His whole life is before him, and he is faced with more choices than he knows what to do with. He is currently part of the ROTC program and is learning to program fighter jets to shoot lasers and stuff until he gleefully stumbles upon more choices next semester. He loves to listen to the music Adam stopped listening to in 2002, and often says things that Adam does not understand.

Scraps   Scraps is the CEO of Skinny's Repair shop. She was born somewhere in the orient, and is roughly 970 years old. She is said to be a reincarnated prehistorical monk, and is wiser than most Jedi. Don't believe me? Just come look deep into her eyes next time she's here for a weekly board meeting....

Scraps

Scraps is the CEO of Skinny's Repair shop. She was born somewhere in the orient, and is roughly 970 years old. She is said to be a reincarnated prehistorical monk, and is wiser than most Jedi. Don't believe me? Just come look deep into her eyes next time she's here for a weekly board meeting....